By: Unknown Author
Girls want to fuck Alpha Males.
Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know
it's true.
That girl you like who is totally sweet and you have
the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong
for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about
how her boyfriend hasn't called her in three days. The one who will curl up
next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let
you fucking touch her beyond that?
Yeah, I'm fucking her.
The hot girl behind the coffee counter who won't even smile at you? The one who won't even say hi to you? The one who takes your money and shoves your coffee at you? The one who forgets you exist before you've even stepped away from the counter?
Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder.
The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that
you have a chance with her? The one you think is so incredible? The one you still haven't worked
up the courage to tell how you feel about her?
Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll
always love me?
And what's more? I laugh at guys like you. When you
cry about how much girls treat you bad and wonder why they can't just see that
you're a nice guy who would always treat them right? I nod and tell you to hang
in there, you'll find someone right for you someday, don't give up hope man.
But inside? I'm laughing my ass off at you, you pathetic fuck.
Every girl you set your sights on, I'm going to fuck six
ways from Sunday and cum in their mouths, pussies, and faces before you can even
tell her you think she's cute.
And the biggest reason I laugh? Because it's not me doing all this…