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Sunday, July 7, 2013

All Male Fiction: A Hard Time in the Woods

By: Lucas Miller
Luke and I said very little that day. We just tried to keep up. Frank and Mark were the experienced hikers, and after the long hike Luke and I were only too happy to help quickly set up the tents so we could just sit down and relax for a bit.

Frank and Mark were older. They were both thirty-one, making them seem "old" to a couple of teenagers like me and Luke. Frank worked with my Uncle, and it was he who suggested that Frank take me along on his hiking trip. My dad had died last year, and he thought it would be good for me. Mark was Frank's friend, and Luke was Mark's cousin. He decided to invite him along, too, so I would have another guy my own age to hang out with on the week long hiking and camping trip.

After a bite to eat Luke and I retired to our two-man tent. Despite being the same age and having attended the same high school, we had never known each other. That didn't stop us from stripping down to our underwear, though. It was too hot not to.

Luke rummaged through his backpack and removed a bottle of whisky. He put his finger to his lips to make sure I wouldn't let on that he had the bottle. "I stole it from my parent's liquor cabinet before we left," he grinned mischievously.

Whisky wasn't my favorite beverage, but I was up for getting drunk. He took a long drink from the bottle and handed it to me. I took the burning liquid into my mouth and down my throat, instantly feeling the effects of the alcohol. We continued to drink in silence for several minutes.

Without warning Luke lifted his ass and farted. We laughed like kids. This seemed to encourage him even more. He raised his legs again and struggled to pass more gas. I pushed him back, accidentally touching his crotch.

"Hey!" he exclaimed in mock surprise. "You want to play that game, huh?" He pushed me back and grabbed my crotch. I copied this, and then pulled at his briefs. He reached for my underwear and pulled them down below my balls. The game had suddenly turned into something else.

Luke backed away and I inched backward assessing the situation. I didn't know what to say. A part of me wanted to yank my underwear back up and leave the tent, while the other wanted to grab my dick and jerk off.

The minute of silence seemed an eternity, but was finally broken when Luke said, "Nice cock," and laughed.

Was this the game still? I decided to play along.

"Wish I could say the same for you." I pointed at his crotch. "You look rather small." It was a lie; he did look pretty big, and it was growing.

"Small!" He was immediately offended. "I am definitely bigger than you!"

"Yeah, right," I grinned. "Prove it."

Luke's macho side took over and he dropped his briefs. His cock wasn't erect, but did appear to be about the same length as mine, perhaps a little thicker. "See, it's much bigger."

I was the one doubting his word now. "No way! I can barely see that little thing." A tinge of excitement rushed through me. My cock started to quickly stiffen, but I wasn't embarrassed at all by my display. Instead, all I wanted to do was grab it and jerk it, but I wasn't sure how Luke would react to that. It took all I had in me not to.

"You're hard," Luke laughed and pointed. "I bet my hard-on is bigger than yours." He rubbed his growing dick feverishly and soon it was at full length. It still looked to be about the size of my six-incher.

"I still think I am bigger than you," I said taunting him.

"Bullshit!" He moved closer to me. "Let's look at them side by side."

I moved next to him, but we still couldn't get an accurate idea of who was longest. "Let's face each other instead," I suggested, "and put them right up against each other." I didn't wait for him to reply. I moved in front of him, inched as close as I could to him.

Our erect cocks touched one another and the mood in the tent became very serious. I reached down and grabbed both of our cocks and held them together. I lined them up as carefully as I could. The tip of his cock was just slightly past mine.

With the results evident to both of us, I removed my hands and was about to move away. Luke, however, replaced my hands with his.

"What are you doing?" I asked, but not caring for an answer.

He cocked his head to the side a little and moved in to kiss me. While slowly jerking both of us off, he parted my lips with his tongue and began kissing me deeply. I began moving my hips, feeling his grip on our cocks loosen and tighten with absolute perfection. I pulled my mouth away from his to tell him I was going to cum, but he held on tight. My cum shot out of my dick with tremendous force. Some of my juices ran down the length of our cocks and he used them for lubrication. I moaned with pleasure as I felt his body stiffen and felt the jerks of his cock as he came. I felt some of it hit my stomach, but most of it continued to coat our cocks.

We continued to kiss long after we had gone soft, and then we fell onto our sides, still entwined. Both of us began to quickly get hard again as we ground our cocks together. But then we heard the footsteps of Mark and Frank outside the tent and we broke free from each other, quickly and quietly slipping our underwear back on and pretending to be asleep.


I woke up in the middle of the night. Luke was snoring softly beside me. It was still very hot in the tent even at the late hour, but it wasn't the heat that woke me up. The whisky from earlier in the night had reached my bladder and I had to pee.

Still in my underwear, I made my way out of the tent into the night air. There was a light breeze that caressed my body, hardening my nipples. It felt good to be out in the open-air, nearly naked. It was not only freeing, but also erotic. My cock grew a little in my underwear.

I walked far enough away from the camp, the moon lighting my way. Lowering the front of my underwear, I pulled my semi-erect dick out and began pissing on a tall maple tree. As I did so I played with my hard nipple.

It had been an exciting night. The hike had been good, but the activities in the tent with Luke had been even better. I considered going back and waking him up, but I wasn't sure if this was just a one-time thing or if he wanted to continue our sexual games. The thought of his warm cock against mine made me want to at least try to see if he wanted more.

The stream of piss came to an end just as my cock was growing to its fullest. I was about to take it in my hand when I heard someone clear their voice behind me. My first thought was that it was Luke. It was the perfect time to see if he wanted to continue. I turned around smiling, with my swollen dick pointing straight out. To my horror it was Frank.

He gave me a strange look. I quickly pulled my underwear over my cock, although it didn't hide that I was fully erect. "You done?" he asked.

"Uh… yeah… sorry." I started to walk around him, but he held out his arm and brought it to my shoulder to stop me. I knew I was busted. I had been so careful not to make noises with Luke earlier so that Mark and Frank would not discover us.

"Where you running off to?" The tone of voice did not indicate how he might have been feeling.

"I… well, was going back to sleep." I couldn't look at him.

"You sure it's best that you go back to your tent in the state you're in?"

My eyes were lowered. I saw his other hand reach down and rub the outside of his boxers. I didn't know what to do. His other hand gripped my left shoulder; I felt trapped.

"Hey, it's no big deal," he continued. "I love it out here; especially at night." He let go of my shoulder and turned slightly away from me. His fingers opened the flap of his boxers and he pulled out his limp cock. It was about three inches long with very visible veins down its shaft. A few seconds later he was pissing on the ground in front of him. As he did so he continued to talk. "One of the greatest things about hiking out here is the privacy. We could do anything. Anything! And no one would bother us. You know what I mean?"

"I think so," I managed to say.

"For instance," he continued as if not even hearing me, "a few moments ago you were jerking off…"

"No I wasn't!" I nearly shouted.

"…and I was coming out here to do the same." He finished pissing, but left his still limp dick out of his underwear flap. "I mean, we are so free out here that we could just jerk off and not have to worry about someone walking in on us. It's great." He turned back toward me. "Isn't that why you came out here?"

I didn't answer.

"Isn't that why you and Luke messed around earlier?" He was smiling coyly now. His fingers pulled at his still soft cock. When I didn't respond to him again, he whispered, "Mark and I messed around a little, too."

Now I was surprised. I thought Frank and Mark were straight. Were they kissing and jerking each other off in their tents, too?

"That's why we come up here. We get away from work, our girlfriends, and all the responsibility, and then do whatever we feel like." He stepped up to me, the moon made his eyes shine. "What do you feel like doing?"

I still couldn't respond. I didn't know what I wanted. My cock, however, was aching to be freed from my underwear. My cock knew what I wanted.

"Why don't you pull your underwear down," he said. Before I responded, he slipped his down to his feet and kicked them aside. "If you don't want to, you can go back to your tent and fall back to sleep." He put his face against my cheek and whispered, "Do you want to go to sleep?"

I swallowed hard and replied in a small voice, "No."

I felt his hands on the waistband of my underwear. My own hands went to his in an instinctual move to protect myself, but as my mind caught up I moved them away and allowed him to pull off my underwear. When I stepped out of them, he took my hand and led me to a nearby tree. He pushed me against it and squatted down in front of me.

"I'm going to suck your cock… is that okay?" He didn't wait for an answer. In one quick motion he had the entire length of my dick in his mouth. His hands played with my balls as he worked his mouth all over my throbbing cock.

A sense of glee passed through me. I was getting my very first blowjob! And this was the first night of a whole week. Could it get better than this?

Frank pulled back, looked up at me and said, "Your dick taste great, but let me get a look at your ass." He turned me around, still squatting below me. His hands parted my cheeks and I felt his face move into the crack. I wondered what he was about to do, but before I could even ponder the possibilities I felt his tongue lick my asshole.

I pushed my ass back against his tongue and held onto the tree for fear of collapsing in pleasure. He applied pressure against my asshole with his tongue, and then slipped it inside of me. That was enough for me to begin cumming all over the tree.

He didn't stop, though. His tongue continued to fuck my ass. Despite my ejaculation, the pleasure continued to be as intense. I cried out with pleasure and he slapped my ass. One of his hands reached around and stroked my shrinking cock.

Then he pulled away from me and I weakly fell to the ground, my eyes closed. When I opened them again a few seconds later, I caught the back of him walking away from me. I think he may have been whistling. Moments later I fell into a deep sleep.


I woke up with a smile and a hard-on. In my dreams I replayed the events of the night before. A blowjob exceeded my expectations as to what one would feel like, but Frank's tongue on my ass was something that I thought would never give me the incredible pleasure that I had experienced. I still couldn't believe it had really happened, but it did, and I woke up craving more.

I wiped the drool from my lips and slowly moved into a state of awake. The sun was shining brightly above me. I was still lying on the ground where I had collapsed several hours before. A light breeze moved across my naked body. It felt great to be outdoors naked, and with a hard-on that needed some desperate attention.

My eyes adjusted to my surroundings. Several feet away lay my underwear. A few yards past them were Frank, Luke and Mark eating breakfast. Luke was looking my way smiling and shaking his head. Obviously they were all amused by the state I was in.

I crawled to my underwear and pulled them on. My dick was still as hard as it was when I woke up, but since two out of the three had already seen me this way I wasn't too embarrassed.

When I made it to them, Luke continued to have a big shit-eating grin on his face shaking his head. I didn't know if he was aware of what occurred after I had left our tent, but he was certainly enjoying the way I greeted the morning.

"A hard time in the woods, huh?" Mark said and the three of them broke into laughter. I joined in, too.

"You could say that," I replied, checking their faces for hints of knowledge of the night before. I didn't sense that Mark or Luke knew. Frank, however, stuck out his tongue and wiggled it around. I was the only one who caught it.

"Take a seat and grab something to eat," Mark said, moving over so that I could sit down next to him.
When I did, my cock poked out of the flap in my underwear. This made Luke laugh even louder.
"Whoa!" Mark exclaimed dramatically. "Put your weapon away!"

I tried to put my dick back inside, but it was too hard to stay comfortably. With fake disgust and frustration I yanked the underwear off and threw them behind me. Mark was the only one who laughed at this. Luke and Frank watched me intently, wondering what I was going to do next.

"You're a freak!" Mark said.

I looked over at Frank. "I'm a freak?" Frank lifted the corner of his mouth sending me a subtle smile. I grabbed my cock.

"Holy shit!" Luke was rubbing the front of his shorts. "He's going to jerk off for us!"

Mark caught notice of his younger cousin caressing his dick through his hiking shorts. "Looks like you're going to do the same, Luke."

Luke removed his hand. "Bull! You're the one with the hard-on."

I looked over at Mark's crotch. There was a noticeable bulge in his shorts. Mark appeared annoyed. "You wanna suck it, Luke. Is that why you're looking?"

Luke just grabbed his crotch and laughed. "Fuck you."

During this whole thing I found myself stroking my dick. I moved my legs apart giving Luke and Frank a clear view of my balls. Luke's eyes were now glued to my waist and he was back to rubbing the front of his shorts.

"Anyone want to give me a hand?" I asked looking over at Frank. He shook his head. I looked over at Luke who glanced at Mark then also shook his head no. I was disappointed. Then Mark placed his hand on my thigh and slowly moved it toward my aching cock. I removed my hand and placed it in Mark's lap. He pushed it away.

Frank was moving closer to Luke who continued to gaze in my direction. I watched as Frank touched the hand Luke was using to rub himself. Luke's attention shifted momentarily to Frank, then back to Mark and me.
Mark grabbed my cock and gave it a few strokes. Again I placed my hand on his thigh and once again he removed it. Then he lowered his head and licked the tip of my cock. "Nice and sweet," he said looking up at me. With that he opened his mouth and wrapped his lips over my hard dick.

There was a surprised look on Luke's face. I wasn't sure if it was because his older cousin was giving me a blowjob or that Frank was putting his hand inside his shorts.

I put my hand on the back of Mark's neck. His mouth moved farther down on my dick until he was at its base. One of his hands played with my balls. I knew I wouldn't last long. I could already feel my load getting ready to make its way up my shaft and into his mouth. I wanted to enjoy it for as long as I could.

Luke was moaning across from me as Frank kissed his neck and jerked him off inside his shorts. Our eyes connected and I could almost read his mind. He was in complete ecstasy and couldn't believe the older man was taking such an interest in him.

Frank removed his hand from Luke's shorts and whispered something in my new friend's ear. Luke raised his ass and Frank pulled his shorts down displaying Luke's hard dick. Frank took no time in getting his head between Luke's legs. I watched Luke's face as the man took his entire cock in his mouth. Luke's eyes seemed to glaze over for a moment and he smiled in pleasure. His reaction told me it was his first blowjob, too.

That was enough for me. I shot a load in Mark's mouth. Afraid that he may be disgusted by this, I tried to pull him off of me so that I could finish cumming, but he held on tight to my cock, drinking up all my cum.

Frank was performing much the same ritual on Luke who had started cumming sometime while I was shooting my load in Mark's mouth. Luke was tearing at Frank's hair as his hips bucked against the man's mouth. By the looks of it, Frank appeared to be drinking Luke's load down too, while continuing to move his mouth up and down his dick. Then as Luke's body went limp with exhaustion, Frank sat up and said, "Let's get cleaned up and get on with the day."

Mark adjusted his crotch, stood up, and together the older guys went about gathering the breakfast dishes to wash up.

Luke and I looked at each other and pulled up our clothing as if nothing happened, but we both knew that something incredible had. We had set out on this week long adventure a couple of teenage virgins, but thanks to Frank and Mark, we were heading home as men!
The four of us are going hiking again on the long weekend coming up in two weeks. Frank says he's going to invite a couple of his friends to tag along. I can't wait to see what happens this time!

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  1. I can't finish reading it without exploding! Thanks!!!